i'lldobetternexttime

When my mom is on the phone

dominicandarwinism:

Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi?

Me:

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golden-curse:

my desktop > yours

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m-arshmallow:

this should have 2310273102834023914 notes omg c:

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dietchola:

i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over

beep beep mother fuckers

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sexfoodbikesetc:

- no pet names

- cuddle outfit: birthday suits

- hand holding: not that important

- warmth: pretty important

- closeness: very important

- comfort: very important

- cuddle position: too many!

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this—too—shall—pass:

i just watched this for at least six minutes thinking there would be some big huge dramatic moment when the slinky would fly off the end.

and nothing.

just wasted time and disappointment.

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